Lizards

I hate lizards.

Not because they are creepy crawlies or because of their slimy exterior. But because of their poor sense of hygiene.

I hate how they always treat the electrical equipment in my room as their natural habitat; no they don't build nests in my computer. Instead, they always leave behind a trail of dotted marks that seems to say "I was here".

I tried rationalizing to myself that these are just "dust stains". But the frequency of it and the occurrance at the same locations give them away. Not to mention how hard it is to get them off.

Perhaps the most hateful thing about them is the way they treat my computer like their washroom. I mean, can't they do it somewhere else? Some place where I need not type on or stare at everytime I'm spending some luxurious hours at home with my beloved PC.

I feel like getting a lizard trap.